The Phoenix Suns ultimate basketball team is hosting the defending champion Miami Heat tonight at US Airways Center. This will be a nationally televised game on ESPN but I’ll bet they wish they could change the regularly scheduled game to one that will be more exciting. Ok so the Heat are like a limp noodle right about now. Shaq is doing his sitting out of 30 or so regular season games but the rest of the Heat have caught Shaq’s virus in addition to a mean case of post-championship malaise. Oh they are also really old. Dywane Wade and his crazy runaway-train basketball playing antics have awarded himself a sprained wrist while Pat Riley is just sick of coaching a terrible team and his excuse is for health reasons which didn’t seem to bother him when he was doing the old championship dance.
Anyways, I’m pretty [...]

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