As expected the Phoenix Suns beat up on the defending champions, Miami Heat, last night to the tune of a 108-80 baby seal clubbing. I’m not quite sure what that last sentence is getting at but the Suns won handily nonetheless. The Heat really had no chance, Jason Williams was ejected for being a baby and Amare’s new fashion accessory irks me profoundly. Why, Amare, WHY?!? I hate these goddamn arm sleeves. They are completely unnecessary, they don’t look remotely “cool.” Rather, they look like pantyhose on a man’s arm. Jah, I hate those things. Next thing you know these dudes will be playing with tampons hanging out of their noses. Lets hope this is a fleeting fad and Steve, Raja and Shawn clown the shit out of Amare until he takes that women’s accessory off his arm.
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