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On July 28th the Arizona Diamondbacks will take on the Atlanta Braves at 12:55pm and the first 35,000 fans will recieve a Carlos Quentin bobblehead…only one problem, in all likelihood Carlos won’t be there. Last week Quentin was sent back to Triple-A Tucson due to lack of production in his time with the Diamondbacks.

Well we here at AZSH find this a bit humorous we figured we would lend a hand and figure out what exactly the Dbacks can do about this problem:

1. Dress Quentin in a Tucson Sidewinders Uniform and hope no one notices
2. Change the name on the back of the jersey to Upton and call up the phenom from Double-A to give your offense a lift
3. Let the bobblehead start in right field and bat on the 28th. Heck his stats can’t be any worse then the real Carlos Quentin can they?
4. Pray that only the normal 18,000 people show up at the ballpark and that they didn’t know who Quentin was anways so they can’t miss him
5. Put the number 20 on the jersey and the name Gonzalez and make it Luis Gonzalez bobblehead day …. that will be sure to pack Chase Field

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