In our first investigative report of its kind, we uncovered the true events that took place during the course of the Cubs 3-1 loss to the Diamondbacks last Saturday at Chase Field. One of the D-backs faithful imposters, Nate Keating, painted himself in sedona red from the waist up and preceded to get himself arrested by Chase Field security:

A drunk Keating (painted from the waist up in the home team’s color, Sedona red) was tossed from the stadium for cursing at other fans during the D-Backs 3-1 win over the Cubs on Saturday. After initially leaving the ballpark without being charged, Keating, 22, returned to the stadium grounds where he was arrested [and] charged with misdemeanor trespassing.

This is possibly the first arrest of this kind for the Diamondbacks in their 10 year history. How do we know this guy is an imposter? First off, Keating could have been planted by San Diego Padres fans, as Keating resembles the Chargers Kicker, Nate Kaeding a bit too much…

And if that isn’t enough to convince you that he was planted, perhaps by the Cubbies, you need nothing more than to look at this guy. What an idiot. On top of that, no D-backs fan would EVER paint him/herself. ITS TOO HOT! Paint melts!

He was clearly planted by Cubs fans to try to make the few proud and gracious D-backs fans look like morons. But we aren’t fooled. This guys is nothing more than a tool, an imposter and could never be considered a part of D-backs Nation State Crowd(normally 20K strong).

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