According to eastvalleytribune.com Diamondbacks first baseman Tony Clark has not played since Sunday’s victory over the Cubs due to a concussion.
Now your first thought is probably “Did Tony get the concussion during the game Sunday?” well the answer is no. According to the article Clark suffered the concussion at home. When asked about it Tony the ex Tiger (yes we went with the cheap joke there) said

"I just hit my head. It was nothing out of the ordinary," Clark said. "It didn't keep me from doing anything."

Well we here at AzSportsHub.com decided to do some investigative work (by investigative work we mean made up some stuff) to find out the likely reasons for the concussion. Here are the Top 5.

5) He was helping Thomas Jones answer the phone and received the concussion

4) He suffered the concussion while helping Jeff Kent wash his truck.

3) His bed’s headboard doesn’t have enough padding.

2) He took a late night drive with the Bears Lance Briggs

1) He fell asleep while contemplating what his newest facial hair styling would be and hit his head on the bathroom counter.

Tony just be careful man otherwise Bob Melvin might make you be like John Olerud and wear your batting helmet all the time.

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