For all of you that go to the Suns games for the dancers…. I know that you really just want to get to know them as people. That's their whole appeal. This Dancer Kaytie like totally wants to be on Rolling Stone magazine. She secretly wants to be a rock star… which is like, so weird. I totally would've guessed librarian.

A side note to Suns fans: when you go to the games, channel some of that zoned-out staring at the dancers into actually paying attention to and cheering for the Suns. And I am talking about women too. Women check each other out more than guys do. It's hard for me to stop staring at the breasts on some of those girls. It's like a feat of engineering how they defy gravity and are totally unmovable, perfectly spherical objects. Fascinating.

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