It’s that time of year again. Spring is upon us, flowers are blooming, and Chad Ford will soon be talking up the skills of European players destined to be out of the league not long after their rookie contracts are up (TSKITISVILI!)

Ford’s Lottery Mock Draft Machine is a good time though. I just played the lottery 30 times in a row. That’s right, 30 times in a row. With this exercise and having watched that new Gnarls Barkley video, I’ve hit my weekly quota for abusing my eyeballs (for more relaxing brain fun, try this one on for size.)

According to my “research,” the Suns will be drafting Anthony Randolph and will have either the 11th or 12th pick in the draft. For shits and giggles, here’s the breakdown:
-Anthony Randolph - 20 times
-”Sure Thing” OJ Mayo - 5
-Blake Griffin - 2
-Danilo Gallinari (please God, no) - 1
-Russel Westbrook - 1
-Derrick Rose - 1 (in this case the Suns reversed their fortunes from last year and ended up with the second pick.)

OJ Mayo? A miniscule chance at Derrick Rose? This is exciting. Coach D would have to play those kids, they bring…

WHAMMY!

Shit, shit, shit. So much for the bios I put together for Mayo and Randolph. Looks like Sarver is bound to strike again. Deep down I knew this would happen. Kerr has as much chance of holding on to this pick as I do of winning the real lottery tonight.

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