The Lakers and Spurs are facing off tonight in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. It’s no secret that I despise both teams and have let my hatred get the better of me, especially with the Spurs. With all the history between Suns/Lakers and Suns/Spurs, there’s plenty of talk of how Suns fans should look upon this series.

I say F the both of them. Here’s what I’m rooting for:

-a simultaneous flop by Ginobli/Vujacic causes the Earth to open up and swallow them both.
-Kobe licks his lips one too many times during an interview and his head falls off
-Lamar Odom slips in his sweat puddle and slides into a Staples Center dumpster, never to be heard from again
-Tony Parker loses his clippers and accompanying 1 guard, causing blindness due to the exponential, out of control growth of his head beard
-Tim Duncan fouls out, causing his face to explode
-Pau doesn’t fall down on defense
-Phil Jackson’s artificial hip disintegrates, forcing him to patrol the sidelines on a motorized cart
-Popovich wears a tie
-DJ Mbenga goes Congo on Bruce Bowen and Robert Horry

Now that I have all that off my chest, onto BJD site news. The long hot summer is here and with it an uncertain offseason for the Suns. I’ll be posting at least a couple of times a week on BJD (and hopefully attending some NBA Summer League games in Vegas) but also be sure to check out Your Face is a Sports Blog on a daily basis as well as AZ Sports Hub every Friday for my post there.

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