The Suns signed Louis Amundson to the veteran's minimum contract.

Here's the deal: I'm not going to lie. I like to think I know a little something about damn near ever player in the NBA or even guys on the fringe of the league, but I don't have the foggiest idea as to who this guy is. Not a clue. Nada. Call me a moron, call me a jackass. Let me know I'm worthless and about as intelligent as naval lint. That's fine. I don't mind.

It doesn't change the fact that I don't know who Louis Amundson is. And let's face it...you don't either.

What we do know is that if Coach D were still around, the poor guy would be attached to the bench like Lucky Day in El Guapo's prison at the end of The Three Amigos.

And thanks to Phoenix Stan, we know he has a full head of hair.

So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.

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