Why, Shaq? Why?

By Mark McLane, August 22nd, 2008 2:01 PM

I got in line and drank the Kool-Aid when Kerr traded for your bloated contract and insanely large gluteus maximus. I love the charity work you do in what seems like every community you've ever been part of. I even looked the other way when you infamously asked Kobe in front of the whole world how your aforementioned gluteus maximus tasted.

What I can't get on board with is nonsense like this.

It's been said you're just a big kid and love having fun. Take note, big kid: GROW UP. This is the kind of stuff obsessed 18 year olds do (complete with grammatically disgusting emails,) not grown men with kids at home.

The ultimate goal you set for this team is a championship. Unfortunately, continuing down the path you're currently on, you'll be nothing but an embarrassment to the Suns franchise.

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